Cory Fiddler;

University Student // 21 // Personal Blog

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yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

cuntrived:

Tish is like, “girl please.”

(Source: disneystheweekenders)

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

(Source: m-ind-over-m-atter)

(Source: kybouge)

revoliation:

nature~vintage

revoliation:

nature~vintage

jazminantoinette:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH AN OTTER SO BAD.

(Source: minhonoo)

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

(Source: itslatingirl)

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

  • Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*